“I like organ chapel as much as the next guy, but you know what’s better than that? Handbell Choir.”
“Chapel is where people go to be holy. Tweeting during it is unholy and sinful.”
“If I can get through chapel without sleeping, it is a true miracle of the Lord.”
“Chapel is true community time, and I wish everyone loved it as much as I do.”
“Time again for the tri-weekly Twitter criticism fest.”
